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I am not old enough for this!

Posted on 1st May 2009
in Family, friends, Kids
by Dragonfly

So Coach came over today to ask me if I would be so kind to keep his daughter at the house until her dance at 6pm. well of course I will as long as I get to beat her….. MUAHAHAHAHA!!!! no really I don’t mind….

While I was getting things ready D Fly asks me.” Hey mom, why is C. here….?”

Me: Well coach came over and said he wasn’t going to make it all the way home and back in enough time for her to get to the dance so we are keeping her here till it is time…

D: Oh I wanted to go to that dance too….

Me:………….No…… ^th graders aren’t aloud to go to that…… really…. okay you are not aloud too…. *Goes in the house as the girls are arguing with me * * STOMP STOMP*

D:………………

Girls:……………….

Me:……….I don’t have the money for you to go. You should have told me sooner so I could make sure the money was there.

D…..I have money in my room. I can pay my own way……

Me:………

So we are sitting and the girls are having a snack. Fresh made bread hot out of the oven. I called in D~FLY

Me: so with all the girls here I think they will agree with me when I tell you that no girl at the dance wants to look and dance with some boy that is more mud than boy.. that has so much dirt on him he could roll into a ball and we could roll him through the yard pretending he is tumbleweed. They want to look at a boy that is clean cut and showered without the mud.

GIRLS: OH YEAH!

D~FLY: * Laughing uncontrollably*

Me: so if you want to go to this shindig I suggest that you clean yourself up and take a shower and make yourself NOT A MUD BALL… and think about eating ect.

Before the rest of the words left my mouth he was in the shower. Came out looking like a fine young man all ready to go with a great shirt on and everything. He was eating… and well he is STILL A BOY… his shirt needed changing again. And he had no clean clothes. LOL. He found something that was hiding in the closet though. : )

He grabbed his money and as he was walking out the door I gave him a $5 that I had stashed.

D: no I got it mom.

Me: this way you have more money in case you need something while you are there…

D: okay

Me: how much is this thing…..

D:2$

Girls: 3 DOLLARS… Shesh DUH! (so valley girl these girls)

D: Oh okay

All out on the porch… Next door neighbor P (that D has a crush on BTW.. don’t tell him I told you though) is over at the house and the girls are going on and on about this and that. I forgot that us girls were like that. Some of us still are. (Shush Mom I know I am like that still) than all the sudden…

P: so My boyfriend was going to pay my way in so I could go and NOW he like got grounded and can’t go SO I am walking you both over ….

D: I could pay your way……

P: REALLY?

D: Yeah I have 7 dollars that will pay for both of us….

P:…… ok……….

ME: BUT THAT means you OWE HIM BIG…. I think you two should have to give him a kiss in front of all his 6^th grade friends. Seeing as how you are all 7^th graders and all…..

D: * hiding behind me laughing HUGE grin* Nooooooooooo Not that…..

C: I’LL DO IT!

* Just so you know there was NO WAY those girls were going to do it. cracked me up to see thier faces after he nearly ran behind me they all agreed there would be NO KISSING THANK YOU GOD!*

Well on that note they were all off. Laughing and talking and on their way to the dance. MY BABY BOY IS GOING TO HIS FIRST DANCE………………..!!!!!

I AM NOT OLD ENOUGH FOR THIS!

Really does he look so ALL growed up…?