I know

• Posted on 8th November 2008
• in This-n-that
• by Dragonfly

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I know. I never write. Right?

DO you know how hard it is to think of things to tell you. it is silly I was standing with my mom the other day. telling her all sorts of corney stuff that my kids had done that week. I said.

” you know i should write about this stuff.”

“hmmmm…. yup.”

and than I came home all ready to write after we had giggeled to the breaking point. Okay that was me really. But anyway.. I was gonna write all about it. and realized.

What in tarnation WAS I laughing about?

So at that moment I realized. that is why I don’t write more. I get here and stare at the all mighty blank page and can come up with nothing to say. LOL. So here is the only funny I can come up with for the day.

This lady has a headache and goes on the bus to get to the store to buy some asprin.

well once she gets to the pharmacy she buys it and heads quickly back out to the bus to go home. while she is sitting down she opens up her bottel and teh bus driver SLAMS ON THE BREAKS!!!!!

*in a southern drawl* the woman screams “MY ASS BURNS! MY ASS BURNS!”

the driver looks up and screams back.

“well stick it out the window lady!”

Thank you Aunt M. for this joke it is something that everytime I need to smile the kids bring it up. and well. it works. they have figured out how to make your souther drawl and that alone is enought o make me smile.

DF OUT