I am talking with my sister looking out the front window watching my little angles play… when what do my tired eyes see…… a little boy taking out his winner to pee…..

Not any pee mind you, a pee in this strange position that looks much like a yoga pose. (I KNEW he was watching)

But in this pose he had his pants (OVERALLS MIND YOU) down at his thighs and his skivvies pulled down with his little one hanging out in the dirt making a lovely mud puddle.

So back to my ?….. What would you do if this was YOUR 4 YEAR OLD?

I know what I did. I yelled out the door.

“ifly….Ifly…..IFLYYYYYYYYYYYY. You stop peeing on the ground RIGHT NOW! if you HAVE to go PEE you come in the house……”

Now in the middle of my nice long breath he has been startled and is sitting up knowing that the bear butt has been compromised… he looks at me and does what any 4 year old boy would do when caught “with his pants down” so to speak……He tries to cover it up with his hands and ends up playing in it. this than starts THIS RANT….

“IFLY, DO NOT PLAY IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWW.. Get your hand out of that. don’t put your hands in YOUR URINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Meanwhile my SISTER is snorting and laughing her little butt off…. so ONCE again I ask you….

WHAT WOULD YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: July 30th, 2008 under This-n-that.
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