I am talking with my sister looking out the front window watching my little angles play… when what do my tired eyes see…… a little boy taking out his winner to pee…..

Not any pee mind you, a pee in this strange position that looks much like a yoga pose. (I KNEW he was watching)

But in this pose he had his pants (OVERALLS MIND YOU) down at his thighs and his skivvies pulled down with his little one hanging out in the dirt making a lovely mud puddle.

So back to my ?….. What would you do if this was YOUR 4 YEAR OLD?

I know what I did. I yelled out the door.

“ifly….Ifly…..IFLYYYYYYYYYYYY. You stop peeing on the ground RIGHT NOW! if you HAVE to go PEE you come in the house……”

Now in the middle of my nice long breath he has been startled and is sitting up knowing that the bear butt has been compromised… he looks at me and does what any 4 year old boy would do when caught “with his pants down” so to speak……He tries to cover it up with his hands and ends up playing in it. this than starts THIS RANT….

“IFLY, DO NOT PLAY IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWW.. Get your hand out of that. don’t put your hands in YOUR URINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Meanwhile my SISTER is snorting and laughing her little butt off…. so ONCE again I ask you….

WHAT WOULD YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: July 30th, 2008 under This-n-that.
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I just got back from the hospital getting a few more tests done on the kidney. I am looking forward to knowing how healthy it is now that it has been a  full year. (or how sick) Than right after that I had to run back to the house grab my oldest and get him to his swimming lesson. I had talked to coach yesterday about how he was doing. What he needed to work on… was he going to pass. that was the big one for me. Because he HATES to fail… I need to set him up for it if it is something that he isn’t going to pass….

Coach said. ” the only thing holding him back is his breast stroke. kids either get the butterfly or the breastroke but rarely do they get both right off.”

So I explained to my boy what all was going on. How he was realy strong in all the other strokes that he has come so far. But that he more than likely would be held back one more time untilhis breast stroke is stronger. that realy hun you ALMOST have it. But you need some more work on it. so UNLESS you get in the pool and prove to him that you can do it….. than… you will be back one more time. But remember you MAIN GOAL was to get on the swim team and you have done that. so you BIG GOAL is already there. and this is just icing on the cake….

He handled it realy well. untill he got to the pool. than he just couldn’t let the coach tell him that he isn’t strong enough in that stroke. He worked hard and coach saw what was happening. “He is tring to prove me wrong … isn’t he?”

Yeah he is…. so …. coach gave him EXTRA tries. he kept having him swim the breast stroke while others were doing something else. got him on the table and made him feel what his feet were supposed to do with coach MAKING them go in the right places at the right times….Than he had him get in the pool for another run at it. than I heard coach say to one of the kids. And I thought it was mine…. “Nope you are gonna stay in four for a while… there is A LOT to learn in this class… so we are gonna learn more together.” now I looked over to see my son’s dissapointment and I said. this is when we look at coach and say… ” yes sir… or yes coach” And he looked right at coach and did as I asked with a bit of tears in his eyes.

I thought. OH BOY it is gonna be a hard day. But we will get passed it like we always do. Than when he got the paper from coach he couldn’t contain his excitment. he was running to me. “MOM MOM MOM…….. I PASSED! I DID IT!. everyone thought it would take me 4 times and I did it in ONE…. ” So we called auntie and than we went home to jump on dad in bed. who was no longer in bed. but the effect was still the same. one more class before the school year. Than it will be wait untill November for the team. But I am so excited for him and for me. we are going to get to do this together as well. I am so proud of the kids.

 enjoy my friends……

DFLY

Posted: July 25th, 2008 under This-n-that.
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 Our safety tats came in and they have been so fun. Tell you people around town are loving them.   I am hoping to get the school to bite on them for field trips too, I know, I know. But when I believe in something it is a great thing. I think I will buy some for my kids while they are in my car…. it will help me know which ones are mine anyway…. on a field trip that is. I can never tell them apart. I want them to know my face that is enough…. so…. here are the pictures since I know you are hanging on the edge of your seat for this….

 My youngest baby fly

 My added summer Fly

 My girlie Fly

 My T Fly…

 My oldest D FLY!

Than of course one of them all together for you

  What? You what to know who’s leg that is… well it is mine of COURSE… I might get lost TOO! of course than my pocket will ring. but hell at least we would know where I am…..

DF OUT

Posted: July 23rd, 2008 under This-n-that.
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I don’t normally play along BUT the camera isn’t charged yet for me to get pictures of something for you…. SOOOOOOOO here it goes…..

A new friend tagged me

Here are the rules:

1) Link to the person who tagged me.
2) Mention the rules.
3) Tell six quirky yet boring, unspectacular details about myself.
4) Tag 6 other bloggers by linking to them.
5) Go to each person’s blog and leave a comment that lets them know they’ve been tagged.

#1. Ummmmm, and than….. Ummmmmm…… that is how I tell my stories. so getting them on paper can be rather hard. I am anoying with my Ummmmm’s and my Like’s… LOL

#2. I have a way i like things to be cleaned, folded, and washed….. I have been known to take out allt he towels that were put away while I was gone and redo them. drives others nuts. But you know there is only ONE way that they FIT the right way.

#3. I chew bubble gum and leave it laying around the house when I take a bit of something. like bread or salad…. I will take it out of my mouth and leave the gum ont he table the top of my water bottle. ect… Drives my husband batty.

#4. I don’t like to where underwere when I am riding my bike. it RUBS ME ALL WRONG. and I end up being sore for a year. so I try to stay away from that.

#5. I love to cook.that is no secret. But what I love to do even more is to take a recepie and change it. A LOT. a friend teases me all the time about it. you make it your own. she will say. I tell her. I tryed this new recepie you have got to try it. Oh but I changed this and this.. oh and this… and this… she says …. that isn’t the same recepie at all anymore…. LOL

#6 I know how many calories are in a grape. How about you….?

now, Who to tag… well not many I know will play along, But I will give out a few anyway…

 Momma

Siss

Lori

Dawn why not….

Ali

And for now that is all I can think of, I will tag you all after work tonight. till than

DF OUT

Posted: July 22nd, 2008 under This-n-that.
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